So I get back from a job Namor paid me for takin' out the Orca. if ya don't know who is He's a guy who gains pwer from havin' whales around him. I knock out the whales an' he yells "No my wife!"
That was disturbin.' So I get paid in Atlantian gold While I'm sittin' in my office, trying ta figure out how i'm gonna spend this. Roughouse an' Bloodscream break down my door.
" Master Fixit the end of your day art here."
" Huh?" I say.
" Were gonna kill ya." said Roughouse.
That I understand I let my fists do th' talkin for me by kncking the big dork out through the hole he knocked in my wall. Then the vampire jumps on me . I start bleedin like crazy.
While this is happenin.' The big hairy guy starts punchin' me this gets me mad. I slam the pale freak into his big buddy. Blood scream transforms inta somethin' and satrts babbilin' in old English.
I knew one thing I wasn't gonna let that undead creep touch me again. I unleash a Thunder clap. The two fly out I slam Roughouse inta his creepy buddy The Big guy starts bleedin'.
"Okay The big dork is gonna die if ya don't tell me who sent ya!" I say.
" Thou Doth not have the guts ta kill grey beahemouth."
" Ya wanna try me pal? " I say. " Ya better hurry not sure how much blood shaggy can lose there!"
" Black Plauge thou maloderous lummox!" I let them go an' Bloodscream drags Roughouse away. Now why would Black Plauge send those two after me? Wait it must be that punk Cain that works for him. I 'm gonna break Reper's scrawny little neck!
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It's pretty convenient that bad guys are always challenging you to a fist fight, what with you being the strongest guy on the planet. I mean if they had challenged you to a game of chess, the outcome might have been different.
then i let out Banner unless it's richards or doom he'll probaly win
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