Monday, July 28, 2008

Robots and Red Hulks

She taunted me with the Death of Caiera. Two Hulks came out of Banner's psyche. They became one. I fought in the arenas of Sakaar. I defeated the Red King. I was called the Green Scar. And this puny cybernetic woman thinks she can just get away with trying to torture me.

She screams, and begs. "Ah, so now that you're fighting me in the real world it’s a whole different tone isn't it freak!" I grab her by the throat.

She suddenly turns." Thank you foolish Monster! Dr. Kate Basil was keeping me locked away from too long, her fear allowed me to free myself. Now that you have served your purpose you will be terminated!"

Her hands turn into metal claws, and she tears into my skin. After I let her go she blasts me several times. Leaving big holes in my body.

“That’s the problem with Banner..." I growl. “Banner has always been a sentimental fool. He thought he could save ya. I know better. Year a monster like me. The only cure for your evil is to kill both of ya."

I punch her out through the cell. “They thought this cell was strong enough to hold me? Ha!"

“You will be terminated!" The robot screams. She smacks my jaw. She tries to snap my neck I thunderclap knocking her away. “All the wounds she gave me heal.

I was about to finish her off when the Red Hulk grabs me from behind. "Time to kill you Puny Banner!"

The robot laughs. “Looks like you're busy I'll leave you two alone." The TX gets away into the night. Damn the Red Hulk has pissed me off for the last time. I break his hold.

"You're actually fighting back? After the ass kicking I gave you last time?” Red Hulk Laughs.

“You didn't fight me the last time, you fought the dumb Hulk. I'm the Hulk that crushed the Sentry, and whose power caused Earth quakes all over the Northeast! Let's see you stand up to my rage you fake!" He didn't

He fell bleeding at this time SHIELD gathers around. “Good work Doctor Banner!" Iron Man claps me on the shoulder. "The Doctor is out." I respond. Slamming his ironclad face into the dirt. “Oh and you can take your Registration Act and put it where the sun don't shine! I'm gonna warn ya all. Leave me alone, or else!"

I leap as they fire their lasers, then I hear them screaming as they battle they fight Red Hulk. Serves 'em right.

A few hours later a skinny dark haired man is seen hitchhiking in nothing but torn pants. The people who pick him up notice the quiet man looks totally defeated. Dr. Banner thought all the Hulks were merged with his own Psyche, instead he may now have a third maybe a fourth Hulk in his brain.

He can hear them all talking in their different voices waiting for either the night, or for some fool to make him angry. He thinks about Dr. Kate Basil, and how lucky she is that she only has one dark half.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Hulk is Free!!!!!

Stupid Samson helped Puny Banner, and Smart Hulk Lock Hulk and grey Hulk in dark place. Now Smart Hulk wants to lock up Hulk's friends, dumb magician, and Shiny Man, Bird nose, Cat girl, and Sword Girl. Hulk doesn't think they can get Fishman,

Hulk used to be mad at magician, but Hulk can't remember why. Hulk is locked in dark place with Grey Hulk. Grey Hulk keeps making fun of Hulk. Hulk wants out.

After long time in Dark place Hulk sees girl, girl that is not girl, but robot, she somehow got into dark place. “Try to keep me locked up will you Dr. Banner?” Robot girl growls. “Prepare to deal with Dreamweaver."

Robot girl turns into monster.

She makes Banner remember bad, stuff. His father hitting him, and killing his mother. Him pushing Rick out of way of green blast that made Hulk. Betty dying. Finding out abomination did it.

Caiera dying and Sakaar exploding. Makes Hulk mad, and the Madder Hulk gets stronger Hulk becomes. Hulk smashes cell open, and runs at monster girl. Monster girl looks surprised. “The Hulk! Banner said you were gone!"

“Banner was wrong! No one can make Hulk go away!"

She makes monsters, and makes Hulk's enemies appear. She laughs. “All the things you fear Hulk! Cower before... Why aren't you afraid?"

“Bah!" Hulk shouts. “Hulk is afraid of nothing! Hulk is the strongest one there is!"

Hulk attacks monster girl, but Monster girl cuts Hulk with claws. We start to wrestle. Hulk getting stronger but she's still strong. “Hey!" Grey hulk yells. “Lemme out!"

"You are Hulk's enemy!" Hulk reminds him.

" No I ain't! Look you might beat her, but if ya lemme out we'll both defeat her quicker!"

" You want to keep Hulk here! So you can be in real world!" Hulk growls.

" I don't like the day pally. You can have it. I want the nights, lemme out, and we can put the Prof, and Banner in here what do ya say?"

For some reason Hulk feels pain in head, and Hulk get image of this fighting Smart Hulk.

" I don't know what you're trying to lock in that cage Banner, and I don't care! You're going to die! Maybe I'll let it out."

" Hulk it's that red pretender! Ya gotta trust Big Joe! Lemme out, and we'll beat sky, and then the Red Hulk!"

Hulk smashes cage! " Aw yeah Big Joe Fixit is back in business! Alright Terminatrix time to face the Hulk tag team!"


Friday, July 04, 2008

The Professor: New career.

Leonard Samson helped once again to reintegrate the various Hulk personalities. Since I registered, and have forced other so called "Superheroes" to do the same since it's the responsible thing to do despite my alter ego Joe Fixit using it as an excuse to line his pockets.

Fury had asked me to help with the freeing of Australia. But Iron Man made a better offer. “You could be the big dumb muscle man for Fury's campaign, or you can use your scientific mind in research, research which could save the world."

I have to admit he had me intrigued. “Okay Stark... I'll look into this but I swear if this leads to me being banished off planet... I'll smash you."

“One World War Hulk was enough believe me." He shakes his head. “Don’t worry I'm not playing any game."

He takes me to West City California, where I'm asked to take my Banner form. While looking over her notes I notice her I notice Dr. Kate Basil's Looking strangely at the two of the teenagers running around the house here, the other dimensional teen version of Tony Stark, and Wolverine's clone.

For a second there I thought I saw a hint of jealousy. I ignore it. And Confer with Dr. Basil, “So you have been trapped with the terminator robot for some time? Lucky you haven't been killed by one of these superheroes, until we can separate you, we’ll put you into a cage that not only The Hulk can break out of. There will be no technology inside and an electromagnetic field so she can't escape ... hopefully."

I took my real form to help build the cage a few miles away from the Legacy house with a few others watching. Probably to make sure I didn't go bezerk. No matter how much I assure them that the days of Hulk rampages are over they'll never listen.

The Hulk is Gone but the Puny Humans never listen. While I did this,
Kate talked to Logan with boobs.

I asked her after the conversation, if she was ready to go.

" Yes time to go."

I look at her, "Don't get your hopes up to much. It could take years to find the answer you seek... You may even not find them. For what it's worth.... I understand."


I take my real form. '' All of the sudden I hear “LET HULK OUT!!!!!!"

“Did you hear that?” I ask looking around.

“Hear what?" She shrugs.

“Never mind."