Monday, February 26, 2007

A lame ThunderBolt

Not really lame I guess If yer Deadpool or sumthin'. The guy in question is the Taskmaster.


His power is he can copy any kind of movements a person does. Like karate kicks, and stuff. So He can pretty much do all the stuff that Daredevil. Hawkeye, Capitan America, and others can do.

And he has the misfortune to fight me.

Everyone should pretty much know what my powers are by now, but in case yer livin' under a rock or somethin. I guess I'll tell ya. I'm strong real strong. Madder I get stronger I become.

I heal fast. Even faster than Wolverine. Also I'm pretty hard to hurt. I won't even go itna the ghost seein' thing. Ok so I tracked him down to his lair . Took down his cannon fodder students.

And we begun fightin'. Well Ya can't really call it a fight. he jumped me, used a bunch of chop saki moves. And he smacked in the face with his shield. Though he used moves from Captian America the shield was made of aluminum or something and dented on my face.

I knocked him out by hittin' him with my middle finger. Yup that was it all there was too it. A pretty easy night's work. It took about fifteen minutes . I think I'll spend the rest of the night in some casinos do some recreational gambling with the money I made.

I hope the next One I fight gives a challenge. Some mook named Venom.

4 comments:

cooltopten said...

I bet he wont forget getting the middle finger from you :D

Nightwing said...

Venom? Sounds like a My Chemical Romance wannabe band. You know if there was a villian called Venom he'd probably be a spider-man foe. I'm just speculating.

Professor Xavier said...

Taskmaster was definitely out of his weight class.

I'd be careful of Venom though. The Watcher once told me a story about an alternate universe where that Venom actually took you over.

Big Joe Fixit said...

Cool:Heh.

Nightwing: i think he is.

Professor Xavier : Thanks for the Heads up.