Hulk Smash Puny Monkey men!

Stupid Capeman! He made fun of Hulk! Told lies about Hulk! And Hulk smashed him good!

But then funny haired Monkey Men jumped on Hulk. They tried to to hurt Hulk but Hulk threw them off! Capeman is gone somewhere. What does Hulk care Hulk has others to Smash!

They try to use their strength on Hulk but Hulk Smashed though them! Then they start running so fast so Hulk Can't see them . And they start beating Hulk. Hulk Use thunder clap And they all fall grabbing there ears. All the rest of people in island try to fight Hulk They were stronger for a while But Madder Hulk get Stronger Hulk become!

One funny hair guy who looks like someone Hulk knows but is taller, and has funny Beard tries to command Hulk to surrender. " Hulk Doesn't know meaning of the word!" Hulk shout.

" So a brave one eh?" He laugh at Hulk.

" No Hulk Doesn't know the meaning of the word but big words will not save you from Hulk!" Hulk hit stupid beard face. Make him cry it was funny. Then these two show up.


" Graar! My family dead kill all!" Yell this guy in black, that wear thunder bolt design. Another one who is weird looking Monkey man Shouts. " You hurt Daddy I'll hurt you!"


These two make Hulk mad. " Are you two making fun of Hulk? Hulk will smash you for that!"

After Hulk beat them down, All the monkey men Blast Hulk. " You think Stupid lights bother Hulk? Puny Monkey Men ! Leave Hulk Alone!!!" Hulk crush ground some fall some fly.

One shoots stupid light into air, and something happens that Hulk doesn't understand, they all turn into big monkeys.





Bah! Doesn't matter! Hulk is still the strongest one there is. One of the big monkeys steps on Hulk. Hulk tosses him off , and grabs his tail. Hulk hits other monkeys with this monkey until his tail falls off , but then Hulk looks around, all monkeys are knocked out Ha! Hulk showed them! Them! And their ugly buildings! No One can beat Hulk! No one is stronger!

Hulk is tired of fighting. Hulk will leap off stupid island with funny hairs that turn into giant monkeys! Hulk will find somewhere that Hulk can be alone.

And now a little destruction

The big Black Bat hired me to cause a little destruction here on Saiyan island.

Saiayn Island kinda sucks. Except they kinds got some Ginger , And Mary Annes Though strangely some of the babes ain't really half bad lookin' once ya get past the whole tail thing.

Meh. I shouldn't just take in the sights I should be doin' some smashin' I'm big like some O' these guys get, so I painted my self flesh color and wore some saiyan armor. I set a few bombs ,on some the buildings they have there, when things start going kablooeyy the finally notice the I don't smell like them.


One of them knock me into the water, and They ae surprised at my grey skin when i come out. " Yeah well ya punks are about to meet the Incredible Hulk!"

I waded into them beating the hell outta them. yeah evreyonce in a while a few would over whelm me, but I'd just get mad, and knock 'im off. Yeah some Of thier blasts hurt, but I heal up quick, then somethin' weird happens I stop gettin' stronger, and start shrinkin'.

The last thing I see before Banner takes over is the sun risin' Dammit ! Not Now... What the? I see my self surrounded by a group of funny haired people. What has the Hulk gotten me into this time?

This Big man that all the others call king stares me over. " So this is the so called Incredible Hulk eh? A skinny mewling human, who's weakness is the sun? Pathetic!"

In my head I hear " Puny Funny Hair! Hulk Will show you to laugh at him!"

No I have to suppress the change! I have no choice but to become Fixit I won't let the other monster out too! Before I think of anything else The King Pokes me with his finger, and I black out last thing I hear is "Hulk will get you for this! Watch out Funny Hair! Hulk will Smash!"

Green Hulk is embarrasin'

Well. My business had been goin' pretty well, in fact I've been hired ta help out in the whole Saiyan Smashin' thing. Now i guessed that Greenie would get jealous, and try yto start his own business, but I didn't think it would be so freakin humilatin'. Here take a look at this commercial I saw last night.





Ugh! Guacamole head! I wish Banner would stop lettin' him out, and I guess I'm gonna have ta pay Spider-Man a visit in the hospital

Well Nightwing.

I guess I can't really be too mad at ya and My cousin Jennifer. Because well I just remembered something that the Green hulk when you were dating the first Batgirl.

Flash back:

" Oooh! Robin Would be so mad if he knew about this!"

"Bah! Hulk doesn't care what grown man wearing way too short shorts thinks!"

" yeah and the way That that alien whore Starfire looks at him who cares what he thanks! Oooh Hulk your so manly!"

"Hulk is manliest one there is!"

End Flashback.

Yeah I'd say we're even .